With Apologies to the two people havn't seen the dark knight rises

Right off the Bat gonna be spoiling the end of the dark knight rises for the three people who havn't seen it. okay now that we have that out of the way let's talk about this

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now ignoring the photo shopped picture of nightwing, and the fact that they've clearly confused the two lets talk about why this is a very bad idea. the thing about any character in christopher nolan's films is if the character was a major character they had a place in the comics. they may have been changed or adapted to fit into the real world but they had a place in the comics. The character of John blake was not he was a character created just for the movie.the whole robin thing at the end of the film was fan service and clear joke to all the fans who spent most of the production speculating he was robin. now in the history of the comics there have been 5 technically 6 robins none of which had the name john blake. In the history of batman there have only been two men who weren't bruce wayne to take up the cape and cowl Jean-Paul Valley and dick grayson the second robin


Now the reason ultimatly having that character be batman in the justice league film is a bad idea. okay i need you to think about this your finally getting a justice league movie and batman isn't even batman he's some random dude from one movie. to compare it would be like if in the avengers iron man wasn't tony stark  he was some random dude who manged to just guess at how to use the suit
now that being said if you want joseph gordon levit as batman have him be bruce wayne in the inevitable batman reboot. other wise batman fans are gonna feel ripped off

Pooping where you eat

so at this point most of you have probably seen this. now i thought long and hard about posting something about this,which for me is was about 5 minutes, now when charlie sheen took the time to shit all over his boss and his job and basically fucked up a good thing we all ultimately figured out that it was just a ploy to make us watch his new show. now you would think every single person on that show would have learned from this and had the thought hey "maybe if i say things like the show is garbage this won't end well for me" now i'm sure there will probably reprecusions he will probably appologize his PR person will repair the damage.

really i don't like to shit on people's beliefs i really don't. however i do like to make fun of crazy people who say stupid things and the people who choose to associate themselves with these people now that being said i want you to realize he has now chosen to associate himself with the guy who made this video

so he has chosen to associate himself with the guy who believes hurricane sandy will cause women to eat their children. now i'm not sure if one of his "people" told him that making the video was a good idea or if he decided upon this himself but man what a bone head move. i'm gonna leave you guys with a qustion you would assiciate your name with this guy? cause i know i wouldn't


*Update*  okay i after i finished writting the intial blog i continued skimming his videos and i came accross what i'm about to show you and i have to get serious for a moment. Now i'm not going to use this blog to promote an agenda this blog is meant to be funny comedic satire i will try to remain light hearted that being said this,

is not okay, using religion to spread hate to spread fear is not okay, people like this are whats wrong with the world and i understand that by posting his videos i'm giving him attention and thats wrong. however if we are the progress as a society all people must be treated equal and hate filled propaganda like this should not be tolerated.

The Power rangers Rip offs you forgot

you all remember power rangers right? c'mon yeah you do you remember it was about teenagers.....with attitude? made a bunch of money? Ring any bells? Fiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneee here's the theme song

Remember now?

okay well for this list to be effective i need to take you back, back to time where power rangers were mega popular and made shit tons of money waaaaaaaay back in the magical land of 1994.

Now power rangers was so successfull that Haim Saban has this brilliant idea lets try and do it again and the result was well this

yes that is jason david frank that man who go on to be everyone's favorite power ranger eventually the show was retooled and became this

This is VR troopers. VR Troopers is a series based off the Metal Hero's series in japan it shared a similar concept to the sentai whose footage would be lent to power rangers. However due to lack of footage the show would meet it's untimly demise after two seasons due to lack of footage.

now  to this day in japan  super sentai and kamen rider are two of the biggest tokatsatsu series. now of course we all know that the footage from sentai series would be used for power rangers but 2 two attempts were made to adapt the kamen rider series this was saban's

now once again it ultimatly failed. probably because of the weird sitcomy vibe, poor editing and well power rangers was once again way more popular. another attempt would be made to bring to television by Steve and Michael Wang and produced by Jimmy Sprague through Adness Entertainment and would become dragon knight it was a far superior show winning several emmys

The third, final and probably my favorite of the power rangers rip offs is

Now i'm not sure what i love the most about this show the jay leno genie rip off or watching fully grown adults attempt to act like kids.this was saban's last ditch effort to create capture more lighting in a bottle he would eventually go on to ruin power rangers into the ground then sell it to disney who would run in further into the ground. Unfortunately like VR troopers they ran out of Japanese footage and were forced the cancel the show

so there you have it three shows that you,time and the rest of the world forgot

Rules of The Drive thru

As a Employee of the fast food industry i work in a drive thru as such i have many peet peeves from customers so after about 10 minutes of research i have decided to compile my own list of rules and here they are

Most people come through the drive through cause there's this grand misconception that for whatever reason the drive through is faster that being said if we want to make things faster we should follow rule number 1

Rule number 1 : Know What you want

When you don't know what you want you waste my time and the time of those behind you while sit there studying the menu board like its your grade 12 math text book if your unsure of what you want please come inside where you can stand out of people's way and study away however if you have already violated this rule please at least follow rule number 2

Rule number 2: At least read the menu board

its very nice that you want a strawberry smoothie or a breakfast sandwhich with ham on it but if i don't sell those items it really means jack no doesn't it if you had actually taken the time to read the menu board we could have avoided this whole embarassing scenario

okay so lets say you've followed the first two rules you know what you want but you're with your family of about 5 to 6 people or you've decided that tonights a good night to treat the kids to some fast food well please consider rule number three

Rule Number 3 if your orders for more then two people please come into the restaurant

it's really nice that you're kind enough to buy food for all these people it really is but remember that time where you were starving but in a hurray but it seemed to take forever cause some jackass at the front of the line is taking forever and you can see them handing him massive bags of food well right now you are that jackass so next time come on in and we'll get you your food in a timely matter without holding other people up.

We get it sometimes money is hard to come by and you can't be as generous as the guy in rule three but seriously guys

Rule 4 Don't be cheap if your going through the drive thru and your the driver pay the bill

seriously guys i get money is hard to come by sometimes but stop wasting my time by divinding up the bills either come in the restaurant and pay seperatly or decide upon a payment plan in which the passenger gets the next one or he pays back the money

and lastly if you cannot follow any of these rules at the very least follow this last rule

Rule 5 learn the name of the item you want to order you lazy son of bitch

i don't serve triple o burgers i have an original burger a double double etc you wouldn't go through the mcdonalds drive through and ask for a mcdonalds burger oh and btw when you ask for a breakfast sandwhich i have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. oh and its a sunny start not a sunshine start not a sunshine breakfast

these are my rules to have a sucessfull trip through the drive thru feel free to comment with some of yours

So here's my idea for a freaking movie

So i aint no writer. One could probably tell this from my hastily written and rambly blog. really i consider myself more of an idea man then anything but the other day i was watching casino royal and i had an idea, James Bond is a long running franchise right? With a bunch of movies right? well there has got to be super fans out there with huge knowledge of the mythos the cliches every thing. well what if he became a james bond like spy! now i know the concept of someone who is clearly not built to be a spy but is one anyone has been done before but my idea is what if a fanboy became a hero. nerding out at having his own Q, Gadgets, bad guys, etc have him geek out at every little thing. this would make for a great broad style parody ala mel brooks, instead of the horrible pop culture ridden parody movies we've become asscutomed to

and while we're on the subject of parodies guys its time to stop with the star wars/disney parodies. they were funny at first and i get that disney started it, and it yes i suppose leia is technically a new disney princess although really she was more of a diplomat then a princess you know like her mother and really wouldn't she be considered disney royality she was a freaking queen and wait now that i think about it what made leia a princess anyway bail organa wasn't a king he was a senator!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i digress where was i oh yeah disney parodies need to stop they're annoying

So the other day i watched lincoln, great movie if your a history buff watch it Daniel Day-lewis deserves that oscar, but it got my thinking why hasn't anyone made an oscar bait biopic movie about the beatles? i mean there was that one about john lennon why not make one about the beatles them selves? i mean there was enough tension and anger and resent ment to create dramatic tension. there was their drug use not to mention yoko ono. all you need is to cast some young relativly unknown actors who will forever be known as the guys who played the beatles

crazy cliched movie trailers

george dryer had it all except the one the thing that mattered most now he'll risk everything on the one that got away in a movie  so cliched that the trailer is almost a parody of it self gerard butler makes yet another terrible romantic movie that somehow is still not as terrible as the twlight movies except apparently the last one which is now so ridiculous that it is actually enjoyable on the basis that its just so bad.........um sorry where was i oh yeah seriously guys when did romantic movies become so cliched and cheesy. i mean obviously to a degree romantic movies have always been cheesy but man when the trailer is basically a parody of bad romantic movies yet is still supposed to be 100% seriously something is off. okay guys i feel like this is a good time to talk about this

so apparently not only did she have another book but it's being made into a movie. okay seriously guys who thought this was a good idea. oh yeah the billions of people who watched twlight. i've never read this book but it must be better then twlight right? right? right????!!!!!!!!

Putting nerds back on the couch

so today i finally tried it i played the WiiU and i gotta say its pretty neat. i think its a console that works on all fronts its just gimicky enough to please those casual gamers and it has just enough potential to appease hardcore gamers. Honestly though i'm just happy that i can finally play nintendo games without straining my arms. it reallly is nice to see gaming companies putting nerds back where they belong on the Couch (the use of a my little pony clip in no way makes me a brony)

I didn't really get a chance to really play around with the system it self to much so on that front i don't have a whole lot to say. that being said it made me enjoy rayman so yeah thats all i really have to say about that this feels short so i leave you with a clip of the level i played in the demo
















seriously the music is time with level oh god thats cool

In a galaxy far far away

it's time to talk about lets talk about these new star wars films. i would talk about the whole sale but lets be honest its just one souless corporation being sold to another souless corporation. i think the only way this could be successfull is if they pull a star trek and reboot it and hell we'll even keep the whole time travel thing. think about it have a middle age luke, we could either recast him or use special effects to age him, and try to stop anakin from becoming darth vader and you know what have darth vader go after him, hey why stop at just having darth maul come back from the dead, and hell lets bring back hayden christensen back as young anakin. we could have a reverse father son relationship though

seriously though i think the fact that hollywood is treating this as just another sci fi frachise. having a big name director like jj abrams just as an example isn't going to work. i think having it go back to its roots by hiring a new independant director is going to be the key to success.

The one thing i will not understand is people's surprise. for me i think the sale it self was surprising i think, while it may have become diluded, deep in george lucas' mind star wars is still his baby i mean when you get right down to it he has had one of the most successfull careers on just one film franchise alone, that is pretty impresive. When you compare that to some of the more iconic film directors such as steven spieldberg for example who have a plethora of iconic films, jaws, ET,Indiana jones just to name a few. so the very idea that he would sell his company and this franchise was astounding now the fact that disney turned around and started to have its way with the franchise does not surprise me at all

Now my knowledge at this point is very limited on what they plan to do but here's a few interesting questions to ponder. who of the original,if any, of the original cast will come back? who much of the prequels will be included? will the include any story details of the expanded universe will the include? only the future will tell?

Internet we need to talk

Now normally i would comment about something like this online ,because well who cares, but it needs to be said. Guys we need to accept that being a geek doesnt mean the same thing it used to! now that's not a bad certainly by any means, in fact it's a good thing i mean remember when being a geek or a nerd made you a social pariah, a weirdo, a freak the fact that being a geek has not only become mainstream but is now cool is a miracle. Guys geeks are not part of this elite group that we can suddenly pretend makes us better or cooler then the regular people

Now on this subject of cosplayers and their geek status or not. Now this is something i honestly never thought i would have to say but the very act of dressing up as a character from a various form of media is geeky thus we can draw the conclusion that cosplaying is geeky at best it shows a clear appreciation of that character.



You know while i'm at it i might as well ask this question that i shouldn't have to ask. why do we find female gamers so threating to out culture? Why do you view this is a bad thing cause it isn't. i mean lets go back to the social pariah thing for a minute remember when women were into guys who played sports? those dumb muscler jocks? do you wanna go back to that cause i don't! There was a time were you'd be playing mario and your girl friend would yell at you make her pay attention to her and take her out to some fancy restaurant and you tried to but all you could think about was how you were one world away from beating bowser and saving the mushroom kingdom. now well that still happens but now you can suggest ordering a pizza and playing the new super mario brothers, really thats just magical to me

welcome to my blog my fellow nerdlings

Guy's i finally did it i created a blog. I've been fighting it for awhile but i have thoughts and i wanna share em with the world. Honestly there won't be any sort of consistency and i won't do it regularly but when i have a thought or line of thoughts i will post them here. i do wanna warn you my thoughts here will be raw they will be unfiltered unlike when i post on facebook. I don't care if people reading this are offending so with that said fuck,shit cock balls, wow that felt good